How to become the World's Richest Man with little effort!

Every so often I read a story online that seems so ridiculous that it can't be true.  Just in case you don't believe me, here's some proof that I couldn't possibly make this shit up.

Anyway, when you think of the richest men and women alive, you probably think of Bill Gates or some rich oil tycoons over in the Middle East.  Well truth is, the richest man on Earth was actually a local man from Texas, named Charles Ray Fuller, and he was only 21 when he came up with his brilliant scheme in 2008.  Unfortunately for him, he was only rich for a couple of minutes before the police threw him in jail.

In case you have never met this brilliant man before, here he is:

Charles Ray Fuller is the one of the smartest men to ever grace our world.  In 2008 he decided to become rich.  But he did not have the time or the patience to design something as stupid as Facebook or Twitter, he wanted to get rich a lot quicker.  So he did what any brilliant man would: he stole a check from his girlfriends' mother and wrote it out for $360 billion.  When he walked into a Fort Worth Bank that sunny afternoon with that check in hand, he was officially the richest man alive.  And what does a 360 billion dollar check look like?

Just look at all those zeroes!  Now you may be thinking to yourself, but what about safety.  How do you just walk out of a bank with 360 billion in cash.  Well, Mr. Fuller had a solution for that too.  He brought a gun with him and just for good measure, two ounces of marijuana.  Not sure what he needed the marijuana for, but hey I was never the richest man alive.

How did the bank employees treat this man?  Well they decided to not cash his check and they called the police.  The irony was if a white man with goofy glasses and an awkward sense of fashion walked in with such a check, they would gladly cash it for him and probably give him a couple of fucking t-shirts for being such a good customer.  But alas Mr. Fuller was not blessed to look like Bill Gates and his validity was immediately questioned.  The police were brought in, and the richest man was immediately stripped of his title and thrown in jail.

When asked what he needed 360 billion dollars for, he responded that his girlfriend's mother wanted to help him build a record studio.  The police immediately realized that this amount of money would be able to produce a lot of anti-police rap songs, so they did their best to ensure that our hero would not receive any of that money.  Instead, they rewarded the young entrepreneur by throwing him in jail and slapping a $3,750 bail on him.  And I do not know this for sure because it's never mentioned, but I assume he didn't get his two ounces of weed or even his gun back.  So, to sum it all up, the world's richest man walked in with a check that would produce one hell of a record company and ended up stripped of his valuables and thrown in jail.

And that dipshit Mark Zuckerberg gets to keep a couple of billion dollars for making a stupid website and even gets a movie made about him.  And your going to try and tell me that racism is dead?