Hello, my name is John Thain.I’m chairman of Merrill Lynch. We lost $11 billion this year.It could have been a lot more,but I’m awfully smart.
So I want a $10 million bonus to thank me for doing such a good job.
Oh, wait! I'm hearing cries of outragefrom very important people.
Suddenly I feel your pain.
I guess I won’t take any bonus this year.
(But don't worry ... you can really thank me next year.)
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